Meet the Key-Systems' dogs
My preferred tasks are code review and pair programming. When I am immersed in my work, it can happen that I "overhear" something. But if I hear the magic word ice cream, I'm always on the spot.
After my morning welcome round, I make sure that all my colleagues stay awake with irregular, super loud barking. They sometimes call me bitchy for that, but as long as I have my chewing rod, I don't care.
As the person responsible for internal security, my discreet ears and watchful eye can't miss a thing, especially no treat. Admittedly, a garbage can sometimes fall over when looking for food, but it's not my fault if the trash gets in the way, right?
In addition to my tasks as a mobile alarm system and bubble wrap shredder, I always keep a watchful eye on my colleagues. As long as my water bowl is full and I can take a nap at any time, I am a totally relaxed colleague.
Since I am very communicative and like to comment on everything – in an absolutely variable pitch and frequency – I am always looking forward to colleagues visiting me. I share the office with my brother Duke, but it's clear who’ss the boss here.
After I greeted my team, there's nothing left for me to do but dream about she-dogs. I like to have my colleagues around me, because you never know when you need something. Otherwise, the lions don't care what the sheep do.